Hey Theodore Roosevelt, remember that time someone tried to assassinate you, but you just laughed and proceeded to give a 90-minute long speech with the bullet lodged in your lung, where it remained for the rest of your life? Or when you tore up your leg after being thrown into piranha-infested waters while exploring uncharted Brazil? Or all those times you broke your ribs from falling off horses while doing bad-ass jumps? Or when you destroyed the sight in your left eye in a White House boxing match? Or that time you killed a cougar in a knife fight (seriously.)? And how the only way death could finally get to you was in your sleep, in the early morning on this day in 1919. Here’s to TR as the infinite inspiration for pure, condensed badassery. ;)

shinethelight-x:

ladyhistory:

alexandraplumpkin:

furnweh:

Theodore Roosevelt, October 27, 1858 – January 6, 1919

“Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake there would have been a fight.”

 Original Badass.

All of our presidents combined can’t add up to how much of a badass he was.

TR Appreciation Post ‘12

Not to mention he was an attractive mother fucker.

I LEAD A TR APPRECIATION LIFE.

TD <33333333

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My poor Fievel

He got a severe respiratory infection/pneumonia, and he didn’t make it. :(
I can’t even explain how utterly heartbroken I am.

“Ralphie, what would you like for Christmas?”

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"I don’t have sperm. That’s why I’m freaking out. I don’t have sperm, and I am forced to keep looking at pages and pages of potential sperm, because I can’t…I can’t give you the baby, okay? So, we’ll never know what that would be like. If just by our love, if just by one night of our love that we accidentally get pregnant, if we had that kind of luck that we could say, “Oops! Look what we did out of our love.” But we can’t do that, so now we have to look at sperm and pick the guy that is closest to me that has blue eyes and blonde hair. I mean really, is his sperm going to be different cause he’s an electrical engineer than the guy that works at a hardware store that has a little red vest? What’s wrong with that? Our kid is going to be a great kid because we’re going to raise it with such respect, and we’re going to teach it so many positive things and tell it that it can be whatever it wants to be, grow up to be anything and everything because it’s a beautiful child, and it’s an individual. And that’s all that matters. Am I right?"

- Ellen DeGeneres, If These Walls Could Talk 2 (via phantomachine)

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bad-dominicana:

blackfoxx:

thisdayandaige:

bitchouttahell:

dominiricuanegraaa:

beautifuldisasterdoll:

julianplowden:

justineskye:

the twerk team can’t even do this 

this needs a new name 

is she…..is she…..supertwerking?

twerk team who ? like they need to give up cause she just killed it .

SHE DID PUSH UPS WITH ONE LEG ON HER SHOULDER

fuck. yes.

Oh how I envy

Yo she talented as fuck. Did she just twerk while doing pushups?! Twerk Pushups! Chiiile Everybody aint able….

Clearly shes goddess incarnate.

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foreverisapromiseloveisananswer:

^^ this..right..here ^^

foreverisapromiseloveisananswer:

^^ this..right..here ^^

(via turtles-are-whores)

calvinmcfly:

i said i was only going online for 10 minutes. its been 5 years.

5 lol

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insulted-souls:


insulted-souls:

♡♡♡

insulted-souls:

insulted-souls:

♡♡♡

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santablainey:

Look what someone did to our mystery section. LOOK AT IT.

santablainey:

Look what someone did to our mystery section. LOOK AT IT.

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heartheirwhispers:

ultraviol-et:


Isn’t it relaxing?Just seeing the snow quietly flow down, makes you calm.

This is so perfect I want to cry

This is so relaxing to watch

heartheirwhispers:

ultraviol-et:

Isn’t it relaxing?
Just seeing the snow quietly flow down, makes you calm.

This is so perfect I want to cry

This is so relaxing to watch

(via buttlid)

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bassarisk:

turntechglobhead:

the-tickled-pickle:

whoishannahh:

destielsrainbowdick:

nocturnalvisionary:

novakian:
This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

What a boss!

Is nobody going to point out his sick as fuck American Flag pants?

AMERICA

bassarisk:

turntechglobhead:

the-tickled-pickle:

whoishannahh:

destielsrainbowdick:

nocturnalvisionary:

novakian:

This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

What a boss!

Is nobody going to point out his sick as fuck American Flag pants?

AMERICA

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showslow:

World AIDS Day 2012 Observed Around the World

  1. A red ribbon sand sculpture created by Indian sand artist Sudarshan Patnaik on the eve of World AIDS Day, on a beach in the eastern Indian state of Odisha, 30 November, 2012
  2. Children suffering from HIV/AIDS form an AIDS ribbon as part of an AIDS awareness campaign to mark World AIDS Day in Mumbai, 1 December, 2012
  3. Activists from a non-governmental organisation (NGO) light candles during an AIDS awareness campaign on the eve of World AIDS Day in Agartala, capital of India’s northeastern state of Tripura, 30 November, 2012
  4. Candles arranged in the shape of an AIDS ribbon in Kiev, 29 November, 2012
  5. Supporters of people living with HIV and AIDS light candles to form a ribbon, to mark World AIDS Day at Heroes Shrine in Quezon City, Metro Manila, 1 December, 2012
  6. Supporters of people living with HIV and AIDS light candles to form a ribbon, to mark World AIDS Day at Heroes Shrine in Quezon City, Metro Manila, 1 December, 2012

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most-awkward-moments:

ok

most-awkward-moments:

ok

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